So i am rolling in today, no one to talk to so i have one ear bud dangling for entertainment. No need for tunes, the local villagers are all i need for excitement. Just east of Pulaski this morning, i narrowly avoid colliding and being assaulted by - Yup a dude in a motorized wheelchair!!!
Now maybe it was because he had his head cocked all crazy looking at his buddy over his shoulder, or perhaps he was operating a wheelchair under the influence like the crazy guy above. Now i could be wrong, he could have had coffee in the brown paper bag he was holding, but i'm going to go out on a limb and say it was a fine variety of malt liquor, nothing better at 7:30am, breakfast of champions.
For those of you that don't commute in Chicago that read this, if you ever want to experience some of the most bizarre and amusing riding ever, feel free to hook up with me for the commute ride and experience some of the REAL sights of the city.
Keep your eyes on the handicapped, you never know when they might be gunning for you!
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